A GN suffered a serious heart attack while shopping at woolworths (probably caused by the prices)
The clerk called 000 and the paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in a Catholic Hospital, in the care of nuns.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his very expensive treatment, "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "What about savings, do you have any money in the bank?"
"None" was his reply.
"What about any family who could help with the bills" asked the nun, getting a bit irritated.
"I've only got a spinster sister, and she's a nun." he said.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!, Nuns are married to God"
"Good" said the bloke, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
A GN suffered a serious heart attack while shopping at woolworths (probably caused by the prices)
The clerk called 000 and the paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in a Catholic Hospital, in the care of nuns.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his very expensive treatment, "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "What about savings, do you have any money in the bank?"
"None" was his reply.
"What about any family who could help with the bills" asked the nun, getting a bit irritated.
"I've only got a spinster sister, and she's a nun." he said.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!, Nuns are married to God"
"Good" said the bloke, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Love it Hendo !
