Would You marry Again? 

 
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over 
at him and asks the question.... 

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married 
Again?" 

HUSBAND: 
"Definitely not!" 

WIFE: "Why not? 
Don't you like being married?" 

HUSBAND: "Of 
course I do.." 

WIFE: "Then why 
wouldn't you remarry? " 

HUSBAND: "Okay, 
okay, I'd get married again." 

WIFE: "You 
would?" (with a hurt look) 

HUSBAND: (makes 
audible groan) 

WIFE: "Would 
you live in our house?" 

HUSBAND: "Sure, 
it's a great house." 

WIFE: "Would 
you sleep with her in our bed?" 

HUSBAND: "Where 
else would we sleep?" 

WIFE: "Would 
you let her drive my car?" 

HUSBAND: 
"Probably, it is almost new." 

WIFE: "Would 
you replace my pictures with hers?" 

HUSBAND: "That 
would seem like the proper thing to do." 

WIFE: "Would 
you give her my jewelry?" 

HUSBAND: "No, I'm 
sure she'd want her own." 

WIFE: "Would 
you take her golfing with you? 

HUSBAND: "Yes, 
those are always good times." 

WIFE: "Would 
she use my clubs? 

HUSBAND: "No, 
she's left-handed." 

WIFE: -- 
silence -- 

HUSBAND: 
"sh$t."