For his birthday, little James asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $500,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little James heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little James told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $500,000 mortgage and with not even a bike. .............................................................
Kisha said
11:47 AM May 5, 2014
Vic thats awesome, on this lovely overcast rainy morning your joke has given me my first laugh for the day lol. Its been way to to long lol, but I remember something very similar lol. wtg Vic lol I love the innocents of children.
For his birthday, little James asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $500,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little James heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little James told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $500,000 mortgage and with not even a bike.
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Vic thats awesome, on this lovely overcast rainy morning your joke has given me my first laugh for the day lol. Its been way to to long lol, but I remember something very similar lol. wtg Vic lol I love the innocents of children.