The recent posts of bumper stickers reminded me of one I put on a mates car many years ago

You may remember the Road safety campaigns in Victoria years ago along with bumper stickers

"IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE YOUR A BLOODY IDIOT"

"DON'T FOOL YOUR SELF SPEED KILLS"

well I got some of these stickers cut them in half and put the two bits together My mate ended up with a sticker that read

"DON'T FOOL YOURSELF YOUR A BLOODY IDIOT"