A man was a train passenger, minding his own business, when the
gorgeous young woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie,
Eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said,
"Come on, honey.
Take it or I'll give it
to this nice man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious
man exclaimed
"Come on kid. Make up
your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stations ago!
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Glad you enjoyed it Bryan, I had a good laugh too when I read it!
A man was a train passenger, minding his own business, when the
gorgeous young woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie,
Eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said,
"Come on, honey.
Take it or I'll give it
to this nice man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious
man exclaimed
"Come on kid. Make up
your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stations ago!
.............................................................................................................
-- Edited by Vic41 on Wednesday 11th of June 2014 10:09:19 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Bryan, I had a good laugh too when I read it!