An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
    hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and
    yelling could be heard deep into the night.

    The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out
    of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

    Neighbors feared her. They believed she practiced black magic,
    because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
    neighborhood.

    The old woman liked the fact that she was feared. To everyone's
    relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 65.

    Her husband had a closed casket at the wake.After the burial,he went
    straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no
    tomorrow. His neighbors, concerned for his safety, asked, 'Aren't
    you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of
    the grave,and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

    The husband put down his drink and said, 'LET HER DIG !!I had her
    buried upside down.'


    Damn!!! men think of everything!!!!!

 K.J.