Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says,
"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby....
Who shall I say is calling?"
K.J.
man comes home to find his wife naked and admiring her breasts in the mirror.
" the doctor told me today I have the breasts of a twenty year old woman' she said
" did he say anything thing about your fat 58 year old arse?" growled the husband.
" no he didn't mention you, dear" she replied.
Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says,
"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby....
Who shall I say is calling?"
K.J.
man comes home to find his wife naked and admiring her breasts in the mirror.
" the doctor told me today I have the breasts of a twenty year old woman' she said
" did he say anything thing about your fat 58 year old arse?" growled the husband.
" no he didn't mention you, dear" she replied.