A man walks into the Ann Summers shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.
While upstairs his wife thinks I have an idea. This lingerie is so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband exclaims Stone me! - it wasn't that creased in the shop!
The Ann Summers Fatality
A man walks into the Ann Summers shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.
While upstairs his wife thinks I have an idea. This lingerie is so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband exclaims Stone me! - it wasn't that creased in the shop!
His funeral is this Thursday.