If you had bought $1,000 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000 AIG shares one year ago, you would have$33.00 today!
If you bought $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, you would have $0.00 today!
BUT.... if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling.... YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND,DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET .... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.
If you had bought $1,000 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would
have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000 AIG shares one year ago, you would have$33.00
today!
If you bought $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today!
BUT.... if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling....
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO
DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND,DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF
ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET .... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.
MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T IT?