Two old blokes were on a tractor they drove across the paddock and without looking continued straight out onto the highway.

A young man in a Porsche was doing about 200 Kmh down the highway he came around the bend and saw the tractor , swerved left to miss it, crashed through the paddock fence did a Hugh circle in the paddock smashed through the fence up the other end and back on to the highway and sped off down the road.

One of the old blokes turned to the other and said Jeez Bert we only just got out of that paddock in the nick of time