A man wakes up in hospital bandaged from head to toe. The doctor comes in "Ah I see you have woken up. Now you wont remember but you were in a horrible car accident. You are going to be O.K but your penis was severed and we couldn't find it." The man groans but the doctor goes on."You have $9000 coming in accident insurance, and we have new technology that we can make new penises! They work great...better than the original, but they dont come cheap at $1000 per inch"
The man perks up. "So" the doctors says "you must decide how many inches you want and as you have been married for thirty years...this is something you should discuss with your wife" The man is very excited by the possibilites, but agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So you have talked with your wife?" "Yes I have" replies the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite benchtops."
Vic41 said
10:12 PM Aug 11, 2014
Collo wrote:
A man wakes up in hospital bandaged from head to toe. The doctor comes in "Ah I see you have woken up. Now you wont remember but you were in a horrible car accident. You are going to be O.K but your penis was severed and we couldn't find it." The man groans but the doctor goes on."You have $9000 coming in accident insurance, and we have new technology that we can make new penises! They work great...better than the original, but they dont come cheap at $1000 per inch"
The man perks up. "So" the doctors says "you must decide how many inches you want and as you have been married for thirty years...this is something you should discuss with your wife" The man is very excited by the possibilites, but agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So you have talked with your wife?" "Yes I have" replies the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite benchtops."
tonyd said
12:03 AM Aug 12, 2014
Curse you Collo, I've just sprayed a mouthful of red wine all over my laptop screen!
A man wakes up in hospital bandaged from head to toe. The doctor comes in "Ah I see you have woken up. Now you wont remember but you were in a horrible car accident. You are going to be O.K but your penis was severed and we couldn't find it." The man groans but the doctor goes on."You have $9000 coming in accident insurance, and we have new technology that we can make new penises! They work great...better than the original, but they dont come cheap at $1000 per inch"
The man perks up. "So" the doctors says "you must decide how many inches you want and as you have been married for thirty years...this is something you should discuss with your wife" The man is very excited by the possibilites, but agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So you have talked with your wife?" "Yes I have" replies the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite benchtops."
VERY good indeed. Can't wait to tell Mrs Tony.
Cheers, Tony
LOL awesome I love it.