A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.
> The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk. > He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, the lady dwarf > hears "snip, snip, snip, snip." > > The doctor emerges from under her skirt. 'How's that?' he says > > 'Well, it's a lot better actually, but..... it's still there.' > > Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. > "Snip, snip, snip, snip." Out he comes again. > > 'How's that?' he asks again more confident. > 'That's wonderful! What did you do?' > > 'I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.'
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.
> The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
> He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, the lady dwarf
> hears "snip, snip, snip, snip."
>
> The doctor emerges from under her skirt. 'How's that?' he says
>
> 'Well, it's a lot better actually, but..... it's still there.'
>
> Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt.
> "Snip, snip, snip, snip." Out he comes again.
>
> 'How's that?' he asks again more confident.
> 'That's wonderful! What did you do?'
>
> 'I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.'
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