Who needs a dictionary when you have dads, A small boy has a school home work
> question to answer, so He asks his father "Dad, what's the difference
> between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"
> His dad thinks and then says "Right-o son, go and ask your Mother if she'd
> sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."
> The boy runs off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would! She
> would sleep with David Beckham for a Million pounds."
> "OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."
> The boy runs off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!"
> So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your brother if he'd sleep
> with David Beckham for a million pounds."
> The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"
> Well there you have it, son," said his dad.
> "Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid.
> Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."

Thanks Slug, so did I......