Little Johnny walked into class
every morning with a black eye.

After a number of times of this
happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about
it.

Johnny's answer was: "Our house
is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Then I say
'No' and then he
slaps my face and gives me a
black eye."

So the teacher says to him,
"Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't say a
word".

The following morning Little
Johnny comes to school and no black eye, so the teacher breathes a
sigh of relief. The day after that, Johnny comes back with a massive
shiner again.

"My goodness Johnny, another
black eye? What happened?"

He turns to explain: "Miss, Dad
asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?.... and I shut up and kept
dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving {you know} at
the same time. Mom was
breathing heavy and kicking her
legs all over the place while squealing like a demented hyena on the
bed".... Then my father asks me mum: 'Are you coming?' Then my mum
says, 'Yes I'm coming,
are you coming too?' and my dad
answered 'Yes'.

*They don't usually go anywhere
without me so I said 'Wait for me..."