An admiral visited one of the ships under his command.
 

While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was achieved, so it could be used on other ships.

The Chief replied, "Id be glad to share that with you, Admiral.

After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the navy insignia.

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"

The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If thats the way you feel sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."

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Reminds me of the one armed cook making and shaping rissoles...

under his armpit

G.