Herbie & Harry were good mates having a game of golf when they got stuck behind these two women who were spending most of their time talking & stuffing about rather than play golf. This went on hole after hole. Herbie said to Harry, "Why don't you go up to them & ask if we can play through, then they can stay there all afternoon if they want." So Harry went for a walk up to the ladies but when he got quite close, he turned around & came back without saying a word to them. Herbie asked him why he didn't speak to them. Harry said, "I can't go & talk to them, one is my mistress & the other is my wife. You go & talk to them." So Herbie went for a walk up to talk to them, he got quite close also, then came back again. "Why did you come back?" asked Harry. 

Herbie said, "**** it's a small world isn't it."

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