Medicare Part G -- NursingHome Plan: Picture this. You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what can you do? Why not use our Medicare Part G -- Nursing Home Plan Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G),and four bullets. You are then allowed to shoot a maximum of four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison. There you will receive --- three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you could need -- free. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. If you need a hearing aid, a new hip, new knees, a kidney, lungs, a sex change, or a heart transplant? They're all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you, at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they couldn't afford for you to go into a home! (And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it)!!! And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes. Is this a great country or what? Now that we've solved all your senior financial planning problems, enjoy your week!!!
Blues Man said
07:38 PM Feb 4, 2015
Unfortunately hat sounds about right Russue.
Blues man.
Cowboy7307 said
08:57 AM Feb 5, 2015
Can i get a cell with a view?
and finding 4 politicians to shoot would not be hard,
Cadpete said
03:24 PM Feb 5, 2015
Wouldn't work - The populace would demand your release - for services to humanity
navynurse said
11:44 AM Feb 6, 2015
I worked in the prison system for a while. The sad fact is that this is so close to the truth it's not funny.
One of the prisoners I looked after told me "When you retire & run out of money attempt to rob a bank, wait there until arrested. Then go straight into protection. After that it's all gravy"
He was in for murder & will not be paroled as he will show no remorse over his crime.
Medicare Part G -- NursingHome Plan:
Picture this.
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what can you do?
Why not use our Medicare Part G -- Nursing Home Plan
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G),and four bullets.
You are then allowed to shoot a maximum of four politicians.
This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison.
There you will receive ---
three meals a day,
a roof over your head,
central heating & air conditioning,
cable TV,
library,
and all the Health Care you could need -- free.
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That's great.
If you need a hearing aid, a new hip, new knees, a kidney, lungs, a sex change, or a heart transplant?
They're all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you, at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they couldn't afford for you to go into a home!
(And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it)!!!
And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
Now that we've solved all your senior financial planning problems, enjoy your week!!!
Unfortunately hat sounds about right Russue.
Blues man.
and finding 4 politicians to shoot would not be hard,
Wouldn't work - The populace would demand your release - for services to humanity
One of the prisoners I looked after told me "When you retire & run out of money attempt to rob a bank, wait there until arrested. Then go straight into protection. After that it's all gravy"
He was in for murder & will not be paroled as he will show no remorse over his crime.
Allan