<This is not as risque' as it may first appear..>

A young Lady goes to her Doctor and confides she wants an 'operation' because she feels her vagina lips are toooo large.

She respectively asks her Doctor to keep her 'operation' a secret, as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.

Her Doctor agrees...........

She wakes up from her 'operation' and finds three beautiful divine smelling red roses placed beside her pillow.

Outraged she immediately calls in her Doctor as she was well aware she had told no-one, and says, 

"Doctor I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation...did I not?"

"Don't worry" he says "I didn't tell anyone...the first rose is from me, I felt rather bad because you went through this 'operation' all by yourself.

The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me with this operation, and she can relate to your anxiety because she has had a similar operation herself".

"So who the hell sent this third red rose?" she demanded.

"Oh", says her Doctor, "that rose is in greatful appreciation from a chap upstairs in our Burns Unit"..........................

"he is simply thanking you for his new set of ears!".................................

Hoo Roo