Ozzie aged 92 and Nola age 89, living on the Gold Coast, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss their wedding plans and on the way pass a substantial Pharmacy...and Ozzie suggests they go in...
Ozzie addresses the Pharmacist behind the counter:
'Are you the Owner?"
The Pharmacist answers "Yes"
Ozzie: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication"?
Pharmacist: "Of course we do".
Ozzie: "How about medicine to improve circulation."?
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Ozzie: "What about medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Ozzie: "And how about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet mate"...
Ozzie: Medicine to assist with memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist:" Yes, a large variety...The works mate"
Ozzie: "what about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease and everything for heartburn and indigestion"?...
Pharmacist: Absolutely ..Yes"
Ozzie "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes"?
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"...
Ozzie: "and Adult Diapers"?
Pharmacist:..Sure..look where is all this leading... as we have the lot"?
Ozzie: "Well.. we'd like to use your Pharmacy premises as our Bridal Registry"...........
Hoo Roo.
Ozzie aged 92 and Nola age 89, living on the Gold Coast, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss their wedding plans and on the way pass a substantial Pharmacy...and Ozzie suggests they go in...
Ozzie addresses the Pharmacist behind the counter:
'Are you the Owner?"
The Pharmacist answers "Yes"
Ozzie: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication"?
Pharmacist: "Of course we do".
Ozzie: "How about medicine to improve circulation."?
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Ozzie: "What about medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Ozzie: "And how about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet mate"...
Ozzie: Medicine to assist with memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist:" Yes, a large variety...The works mate"
Ozzie: "what about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease and everything for heartburn and indigestion"?...
Pharmacist: Absolutely ..Yes"
Ozzie "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes"?
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"...
Ozzie: "and Adult Diapers"?
Pharmacist:..Sure..look where is all this leading... as we have the lot"?
Ozzie: "Well.. we'd like to use your Pharmacy premises as our Bridal Registry"...........
Hoo Roo.