Three dogs waiting to see Vet in the reception lounge , A little Fox Terrier, a Bull terrier and a Big Rottwheiler.
All three sitting there imaptiantly waiting and occasionally looking over at each other without saying a word till it gets too much for them!! , then suddenly the Rottwheiler looksat the Foxy and sez "What ya in here for mate??".
Little Foxy looks up and sez "Bloody Postman n his Motorscooter, couldnt handle him so one day gate was a tad open and out i shot and gave him a good nip on the ankle"!!!:)..
Both the other Dogs look over at him with a serious worried expression and at the same time both say "Boy your in for it matey!!, your gunna get the Big Needle you are!! n its Doggy heaven for you boy!!!"..
The attention then changes to the Bull terrier and both other Dogs want to know what he is there for???..
"Well im like little Foxy here , but rather than the Postman it was the little Brat next door each and every day home from school he would rattle that ruler of his along the fence palings giving me a headache with the noise till i couldnt handle it no more
so as opportunity presented itself out i shot n latched onto his ankle . And tellya what it took a lit cigarrette butt you know where to unlock my jaws from his ankles ey!!"..
Both the other Dogs looked over horrified at him with again repeating the expression of "Boy Your in for that BIG Needle also n maybe two needles just to make sure you end up in Doggy Heaven too "..
Then it was the Rottwheiler to tell his side of the story.
"Well i didnt have a grudge against anybody in particular and was quite happy to be sitting there minding my own bussinuss when my mastress decides to come out and tend to her flower garden as she has done many times in the past
and as she was bending over weeding i looked up and noticed she werent wearing any nikkers , hell what could i do!!???? ".
Both the other Dogs rolled on the floor with laughter yapping out "Boy your even gunna need Bigger needles than us matey and a Big Definite Doggy Heaven for you mate!!!"...
"Nah sez the Rottwheiler , im just in here to get my nails clipped and smoothed is all im here for :)!!"...
Three dogs waiting to see Vet in the reception lounge , A little Fox Terrier, a Bull terrier and a Big Rottwheiler.
All three sitting there imaptiantly waiting and occasionally looking over at each other without saying a word till it gets too much for them!! , then suddenly the Rottwheiler looksat the Foxy and sez "What ya in here for mate??".
Little Foxy looks up and sez "Bloody Postman n his Motorscooter, couldnt handle him so one day gate was a tad open and out i shot and gave him a good nip on the ankle"!!!:)..
Both the other Dogs look over at him with a serious worried expression and at the same time both say "Boy your in for it matey!!, your gunna get the Big Needle you are!! n its Doggy heaven for you boy!!!"..
The attention then changes to the Bull terrier and both other Dogs want to know what he is there for???..
"Well im like little Foxy here , but rather than the Postman it was the little Brat next door each and every day home from school he would rattle that ruler of his along the fence palings giving me a headache with the noise till i couldnt handle it no more
so as opportunity presented itself out i shot n latched onto his ankle . And tellya what it took a lit cigarrette butt you know where to unlock my jaws from his ankles ey!!"..
Both the other Dogs looked over horrified at him with again repeating the expression of "Boy Your in for that BIG Needle also n maybe two needles just to make sure you end up in Doggy Heaven too "..
Then it was the Rottwheiler to tell his side of the story.
"Well i didnt have a grudge against anybody in particular and was quite happy to be sitting there minding my own bussinuss when my mastress decides to come out and tend to her flower garden as she has done many times in the past
and as she was bending over weeding i looked up and noticed she werent wearing any nikkers , hell what could i do!!???? ".
Both the other Dogs rolled on the floor with laughter yapping out "Boy your even gunna need Bigger needles than us matey and a Big Definite Doggy Heaven for you mate!!!"...
"Nah sez the Rottwheiler , im just in here to get my nails clipped and smoothed is all im here for :)!!"...