A Circus owner runs an advert for a 'Lion Tamer Wanted'...and two people turn up.
One is a sexagenarian in his late 60's and the other is a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid twenties...
The Circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it, this is one ferocious lion,
he ate my last tamer, so you better be good or you're history"...
"Here's your equipment....a chair, a whip and a gun....so who wants to try out first"?
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."
She struts past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps straight into the lions' cage....
The lion immediately starts to snarl, pant and begins to charge her with bared claws....
As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body...
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her toes,then her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss/caress every inch of her gorgeous body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.
The Circus owners' jaw is on the floor!..He says "That's simply amazing!...I've never seen anything like that in my life!
He then turns to the sexagenarian and asks "can you top that?"
The tough old bloke replies, "Possibly............. but you've got to get that bloody lion out of there first!"
Hoo Roo
A Circus owner runs an advert for a 'Lion Tamer Wanted'...and two people turn up.
One is a sexagenarian in his late 60's and the other is a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid twenties...
The Circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it, this is one ferocious lion,
he ate my last tamer, so you better be good or you're history"...
"Here's your equipment....a chair, a whip and a gun....so who wants to try out first"?
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."
She struts past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps straight into the lions' cage....
The lion immediately starts to snarl, pant and begins to charge her with bared claws....
As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body...
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her toes,then her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss/caress every inch of her gorgeous body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.
The Circus owners' jaw is on the floor!..He says "That's simply amazing!...I've never seen anything like that in my life!
He then turns to the sexagenarian and asks "can you top that?"
The tough old bloke replies, "Possibly............. but you've got to get that bloody lion out of there first!"
Hoo Roo