Last week Ethel ,<sheesh I hope we don't have an Ethel here? forgive me if we do please>....anyways she checked into a Motel on her 70th Birthday as she was a tad lonely and reflective..

She thought, I'll call one of those "stud" men I see advertised in phone books and on late SBS for Escorts and se...sen....sensual massages..she got a hot flush just thinking about it..

She looked through the phone book, and found a full page advert for a guy calling himself 'Tender Terry'....a very handsome and se...sensual man, with assorted physical skills flexing in his photos..

He had all the right muscles tauting in the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, seven pack abs,...and she felt certain she could bounce more than a sixpence of his well oiled butt....oops followed by her second hot flush.....

She figured, "What the heck, no-one will ever know, just our secret rendez-vous...ménage a deux.....I'll give him a call"....

"Good evening Ma'am how may I help you?"

Oh my!..He sounded sooooo sexxxyyy!. Afraid she would lose her nerve, if she hesitated she rushed right in....

"Hi..I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to cum ..er come..to my Motel room and give me one...a massage I mean....

No! Wait! I should be perfectly straight with you...I'm in Town all alone on my 60th...er ..70th birthday and all I require is sex....

I want it hot, and I want it now!...Bring Toys, rubber. leather, whips, everything you've got in that bag of tricks of yours..

We'll go hot and heavy all night...Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything...and everything...now...I'm ready!

"Now how does all that sound?"...are you up for it?....

He said.."That sounds absolutely fantastic....But you need to press 9 for an outside line Madam."......

Hoo Roo

With apologies for any Ethels' or Tender Dougs'...er I mean Tender Terry's.......