1.  Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,

I just join a free camp Happy Hour,

and by the time I eventually leave

.....I look just fine!.......

2.  How many days in a Grey Nomads' week?

     Six Saturdays and one Sunday.

3.  What do Grey Nomads' do all week?

     Monday to Friday - Nothing, Saturday and Sunday - we rest.

4.  What is the biggest gripe of Grey Nomads'

     There is simply never enough time to get everything done.

5.  What is the biggest advantage of going back to Tafe to gain qualifications for working on the road?

     If we wag classes no one calls our parents.

6.  How many Grey Nomads does it take to change a Caravan tyre?

     Only one- but it may take us the best part of a day...

7. If someone preaches healthy living at you, just reply with these simple words.....'Keith Richards is 70......'

...We realize at our age we don't really have to give a rat's ass anymore...some of our life's observations...

If walking was really good for your health, the postman would be immortal...

A whale swims all day, mainly eats small fish, drinks water, ..but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years while......

a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it typically lives for 150 years..

And they tell us to exercise?...

Just grant us the senility to forget the people we never liked,

the good fortune to remember the ones we do like,

and the eyesight to tell the difference...

Grey Nomads wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and All-Bran..

Funny how we don't remember being absent minded....

Funny how we don't remember being absent minded...

Funny how we....er......

If all is not lost at our age..then where the heck is it?.....

Grey Nomads generally find it was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser..

I find it hard to make a comeback when I havn't really been anywhere.....

The World only beats a path to your door when you have severe diarriah in a single toilet Caravan Park Ablution Block....

Grey Nomads quickly discover ..The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth......

I do admit I spend more time thinking about the Hereafter...I go back into the Van to get something and wonder what the hell am I  Hereafter..... 

If my body is found on a difficult jogging trail....please call the police, as I have been murdered, and my body dumped there....

For all those still working....we say 'Thank You'.......

Hoo Roo

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