A man calls home to his wife and says,"Honey I have been asked to fly  up to Cairns with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.

We'll be gone for the long weekend and you will appreciate this is a good opportunity for me to get 'that' promotion I've been wanting,

so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend"...................

And also would you get my rod and tackle from the garage?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the Office and I will swing by home to pick my things up...

"Oh!...and please pack my new navy blue silk pyjamas...."

His wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise looking refreshed with a light tan.

His wife welcomes him  home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lots of Snapper, Whiting and Sweet Lip.

He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?

His wife replies, "I did 'honey'.. they're in your tackle box!"

Moral?:...NEVER, NEVER,... NO NEVER, try to outsmart a woman!!!

Hoo Roo