Husband buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON.

She wasn't impressed even when he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK, and iCLEAN network.

This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function......

Hoo Roo.

That is a good one. Very in tune with todays society!