A little old lady enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously unstable on her feet,

she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it with white knuckles for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk,

"Dooo youuuuu have dilllldoooos?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes madam we do have dildos.

Actually we carry many different models."

The old dear then asks: "Dooooooo youuuuu carrrryy aaaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong

aaadd aabboutt ttwooo inchnesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries"?

The clerk responds, "Why yes madam we do..."

"Dddoooo yyoouuu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?"........

Hoo Roo

What a Classic 

Blues man.

Even I laughed at that one  .