A manager walks by his blonde secretary's desk when he notices she is crying her eyes out. Concerned for her well being, he asked her gently: "What's the matter?"

To which the blonde replies, Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my aunt had passed away.

The boss, feeling very sorry for her, suggests to the young girl. Why dont you take a day, go home and rest. We're not very busy, so just take this time for yourself.

The blonde very calmly replies No, Id be better off here. It's good to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. If you need anything just let me know.

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her asking, Whats so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?

No, exclaims the blonde, I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that HER aunt died too!

Aussie Paul.