"Mummy, what sort of bear am I?"

"Why, you're a polar bear son"

"Mummy, are you really sure?"

"Yes son, you're a white cuddly wuddly polar bear, if you don't believe me, ask your father."

"Dad, am I really a polar bear?"

"Of course you are, why do you keep asking?"

"Because I'm f#%&n FREEZING!!"