I was shocked, confused, bewildered

As I entered Heaven's Door,

Not by the beauty of it all,

Nor the lights of its décor.

But it was the folks in Heaven

who made me splutter and gasp--

The thieves, the liars, the sinners,

The alcoholics and trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade

Who swiped my lunch money twice.

Next to him was my old neighbour

Who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always thought

Was rotting away in hell,

Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,

Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?

I would love to hear your take.

How'd all these sinners get up here?

God must've made a mistake.

'And why is everyone so quiet,

So sombre - give me a clue,

'Hush, child,' He said,

'they're all in shock.

No one thought they'd be seeing you'...................

JUDGE NOT!!

Just going to Church does not make a Christian....any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.......

Famous musings: 'My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery,..people would stop dying.......<Rodney Dangerfield>

Hoo Roo

-- Edited by Goldfinger on Wednesday 29th of April 2015 11:53:39 AM