I remember the time, when I was considerably younger..........

I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home, having scraped up just enough money to take her to a fancy Restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Prawn ****ktail, Lobster Patron, and champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"

"No", she replied, but Mum's not expecting a blow job tonight."

 So naturally I asked  "Would you care for dessert?"...."and more champers?"....

At least you got a 'heads up', so to speak...