I remember the time, when I was considerably younger..........
I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home, having scraped up just enough money to take her to a fancy Restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Prawn ****ktail, Lobster Patron, and champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No", she replied, but Mum's not expecting a blow job tonight."
So naturally I asked "Would you care for dessert?"...."and more champers?"....
At least you got a 'heads up', so to speak...
I remember the time, when I was considerably younger..........
I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home, having scraped up just enough money to take her to a fancy Restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Prawn ****ktail, Lobster Patron, and champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No", she replied, but Mum's not expecting a blow job tonight."
So naturally I asked "Would you care for dessert?"...."and more champers?"....
-- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 5th of May 2015 12:04:52 PM
At least you got a 'heads up', so to speak...