..and if you laugh at this you are not a nice person..I did...and I'm not......
Goldfinger said
10:44 AM May 10, 2015
I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night,
When this brutally ugly girl, built like a young heifer, came up to me, gave me a sly look, squeezed my arse and said,
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied, "Have you got a pen?"
She winked, smiled and giggled... "Yes".
...so I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing"........
Sorry Gals,... I even admonished myself for laughing at this in our local front Bar........Hoo Roo
aussie_paul said
11:29 AM May 10, 2015
Goldfinger wrote:
I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night,
When this brutally ugly girl, built like a young heifer, came up to me, gave me a sly look, squeezed my arse and said,
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied, "Have you got a pen?"
She winked, smiled and giggled... "Yes".
...so I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing"........
Sorry Gals,... I even admonished myself for laughing at this in our local front Bar........Hoo Roo
Ha ha, and on Mother's Day, very brave Larry!!!
Aussie Paul.
Goldfinger said
11:38 AM May 10, 2015
lol.....but....but.....I don't think that young heifer will be calving anytime soon......perhaps I did Moooooo rather insensitively on the wrong day.........there I go again....
Happy Mum's day to all you Mother's out there....wish mine was still here...miss her every day....without fail.....Hoo Roo
Ondabeach said
12:09 PM May 10, 2015
lol... very funny
Political correctness is highly overrated IMHO, still, I hope you've got a tough hide Larry, there might be a few sharp tongues coming your way
I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night,
When this brutally ugly girl, built like a young heifer, came up to me, gave me a sly look, squeezed my arse and said,
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied, "Have you got a pen?"
She winked, smiled and giggled... "Yes".
...so I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing"........
Sorry Gals,... I even admonished myself for laughing at this in our local front Bar........Hoo Roo
Ha ha, and on Mother's Day, very brave Larry!!!

Aussie Paul.
Happy Mum's day to all you Mother's out there....wish mine was still here...miss her every day....without fail.....Hoo Roo
lol... very funny
Political correctness is highly overrated IMHO, still, I hope you've got a tough hide Larry, there might be a few sharp tongues coming your way