When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be Boss.

The Brain said. " Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be Boss.

The Feet said, "since I  carry man where he wants to go, and get him in position to do what the brain wants, I should be Boss".

The hand said, "since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be Boss."

And so it went  with the Heart, the ears the lungs, etc.

And finally the ******* spoke up and demanded to be the Boss.

All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an ******* being Boss.

The *******  was so angered, that he blocked himself off and refused to function.

Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached. The feet were too weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, the heart and lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the brain to relent and let the ******* be Boss. And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work, and the ******* just bossed and passed out a lot of ****.

                                                                                       THE MORAL:

                                                      YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE  A BRAIN TO BE A BOSS, JUST AN *******