When I heard Fred Niles and Chris Riley were guest preachers
nearby Bourke church, I decided to check them out in person and see
what it was all about.

            I sat down and Fred Niles came up to  me, I don't know why, maybe
it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

            He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the
Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. "

            I told him I was not paralyzed.

            Then Chris Riley came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and
his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. "

            Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

            After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my car had been stolen...

rofl... I am so pinching that, I have a mate in Chicago that'll just about wet his pants over it

Cheers, Steve.

I'll pay that one.

Bye the way. Did you ever see the car again.

Almost spat a mouthful of wine over the laptop after that one ... I did say 'almost', but it was close!!

Joe