A young Catholic Girl went to Confession and said to the Priest, "Father I'm pregnant."

He asked, "How did this happen my child?"

She replied, "I tink it must have been the Second Coming Father"....

The Priest is shocked by this reply, and asked, "What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming my child?"

She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one Father!!".................

Hoo Roo