Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe."
"Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't
understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Father's response:
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check
your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his
headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe."
Weevil, you crack me up. I LIKE it.
Jim
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