but a lot of non-living objects are actually male or female. Here are some examples........
FREEZER BAGS: They are male.....because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: They are female....because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again.
TYRES: They are male.....because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object....because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their arse.
SPONGES: These are female.....because they are soft, squeezable and can contain water.
WEB PAGES: Female.....because they are constantly been looked at and frequently hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male.....because they always use the same old lines to pick up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female.....because, over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male.....because in the last 5,000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: Ha, you thought it would be male, but consider this.....it easily gives a man pleasure and he would be lost without it, and while he doesn't know which buttons to push, he keeps trying.
but a lot of non-living objects are actually male or female. Here are some examples........
FREEZER BAGS: They are male.....because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: They are female....because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again.
TYRES: They are male.....because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object....because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their arse.
SPONGES: These are female.....because they are soft, squeezable and can contain water.
WEB PAGES: Female.....because they are constantly been looked at and frequently hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male.....because they always use the same old lines to pick up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female.....because, over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male.....because in the last 5,000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: Ha, you thought it would be male, but consider this.....it easily gives a man pleasure and he would be lost without it, and while he doesn't know which buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Lynda