Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet! I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap! I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to morons that needs work. Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees. The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes". I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week. I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my wife took it! Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud? At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Kaid said
05:35 PM Jun 17, 2015
One more.
Pulling an All Nighter. Now means
Not Having To Get Up and Pee
Felicia said
07:30 PM Jun 17, 2015
Yeah but there is an up side to all this. Just can't remember what it is until the grandchildren visit.
Lynda
The Doo crew said
08:55 PM Jun 17, 2015
An "all nighter" is that possible??????
And if & when "grandkids" appear on the scene, my advise will be "put a picture on facebook & I will tick the like button" Raised 3 sons + 2 stepsons, just don't want kids around me any more. My now adult nieces & nephews still call me "Grunckle Michael"
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to morons that needs work.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.
I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my wife took it!
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud?
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Pulling an All Nighter. Now means
Not Having To Get Up and Pee
Lynda
An "all nighter" is that possible??????
And if & when "grandkids" appear on the scene, my advise will be "put a picture on facebook & I will tick the like button" Raised 3 sons + 2 stepsons, just don't want kids around me any more.
My now adult nieces & nephews still call me "Grunckle Michael" 