A Drover walks into a Western Qld Bar with his pet crocodile.......
Goldfinger said
05:42 PM Jul 17, 2015
A Drover walks into a Bar in Western Qld with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the Bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open the crocodile's mouth and place my 'manhood' inside...then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my 'unit' unscathed, and in return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval <of course>. The Drover stood up on the Bar, dropped his breeches, and placed his 'Johnson and related parts into the crocodile's ferocious open mouth.
The Croc closed his mouth, as the crowd gasped....
After one minute the Drover grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on top of its head.
The Croc opened his mouth immediately, and the Drover removed his 'Unit' unscathed as promised.
The gathering crowd cheered, as the first of his free drinks were delivered...
The Drover stood up again and made them another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the patrons.....after a while...a hand went up at the back of the Bar..
A local blonde girl Jillaroo timidly spoke up......."I'll try it......just don't hit me soo hard with that beer bottle"........
A Drover walks into a Bar in Western Qld with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the Bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open the crocodile's mouth and place my 'manhood' inside...then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my 'unit' unscathed, and in return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval <of course>. The Drover stood up on the Bar, dropped his breeches, and placed his 'Johnson and related parts into the crocodile's ferocious open mouth.
The Croc closed his mouth, as the crowd gasped....
After one minute the Drover grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on top of its head.
The Croc opened his mouth immediately, and the Drover removed his 'Unit' unscathed as promised.
The gathering crowd cheered, as the first of his free drinks were delivered...
The Drover stood up again and made them another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the patrons.....after a while...a hand went up at the back of the Bar..
A local blonde girl Jillaroo timidly spoke up......."I'll try it......just don't hit me soo hard with that beer bottle"........
Hoo Roo