A forlorn looking bloke sits down at the Bar and orders schooner after pint after handle after middy.....

"Is everything okay mate?" the bartender asks.

The bloke replies "my wife and I got into an argument and she said she wasn't talking to me for a whole month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "maybe that's kind of a good thing, you know.........a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah.But today is the last day!....can I have another pint?........

Hoo Roo