A mate asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you have a part-time job......?

I replied..."Well.....yes, I have become my wife's sexual adviser."

"Somewhat shocked, he said " I beg your pardon, but what on earth do you mean by that......?"

"Very simple....My wife has told me when she wants my fxxking advice, she'll fxxking ask me for it"..........

Hoo Roo