Effective Suicide Counselling......

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said,

"Look since you'll be dead in a few moments and it won't matter to you, how about a quick shag before you go?"

She screamed, "No stuff off you filthy old bastard!"

He gave her a wry look, shrugged and turned away, and paused, saying, "Okay I'll just go and wait at the bottom then.".....

She didn't jump.

<No class however no less effective>   Hoo Roo.