The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon. "I have some good news and I have some bad news...."
The tycoon replies, "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Well, your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million."
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done .... great news indeed! That's just made my day: now what's the bad news?"
The lawyer replied: "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon. "I have some good news and I have some bad news...."
The tycoon replies, "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Well, your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million."
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done .... great news indeed! That's just made my day: now what's the bad news?"
The lawyer replied: "The pictures are of you with your secretary."