A widowed Lady from St. Kilda, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Brighton.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket near hers and began reading his book.
Smiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him, "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you." he responded and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely", she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Ellwood," he answered and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit, and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man," How on earth did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How on earth did you know my name was Katz?".........................
Hoo Roo
A widowed Lady from St. Kilda, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Brighton.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket near hers and began reading his book.
Smiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him, "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you." he responded and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely", she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Ellwood," he answered and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit, and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man," How on earth did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How on earth did you know my name was Katz?".........................
Hoo Roo