A Muslim gentleman was sitting next to Paddy on an International Flight.

Paddy ordered a single malt whiskey.

The Stewardess asked the Muslim gentleman if he'd also like a drink?

He replied in utter disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than ever let liquor touch my lips.

Paddy promptly handed his drink back and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice"..........

Hoo Roo.

Love it.