A Glasgow couple are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll try being a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke.
Tell him you charge a hundred pounds......any questions and I'll be parked around the corner"..
She stands outside the Bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a fella pulls up and asks "How much"?
She says a hundred pounds. He replies, "All I got is thirty."..
She says "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks.
"What now. What can he get for thirty??....."A hand job"...the husband replies.
She runs back and tells the bloke all he gets for thirty quid is a quick hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car.
He unzips, and out pops an outrageous size HUGE willy.
She stares at it in utter disbelief for a few seconds, then says, "I'll be right back"......
She runs back to her husband. "What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this bloke seventy quid?".....
Hoo Roo
A Glasgow couple are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll try being a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke.
Tell him you charge a hundred pounds......any questions and I'll be parked around the corner"..
She stands outside the Bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a fella pulls up and asks "How much"?
She says a hundred pounds. He replies, "All I got is thirty."..
She says "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks.
"What now. What can he get for thirty??....."A hand job"...the husband replies.
She runs back and tells the bloke all he gets for thirty quid is a quick hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car.
He unzips, and out pops an outrageous size HUGE willy.
She stares at it in utter disbelief for a few seconds, then says, "I'll be right back"......
She runs back to her husband. "What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this bloke seventy quid?".....
Hoo Roo