At breakfast, the wife says to her husband "What would you do if I won Lotto?"

"I'd take half and leave you" he replied.

"Great" she says. "Here's $6, I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch".

Q.  What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A.  A rumor.

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods, because, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.  Amen

Q.  Why do little boys whine?

A.  They are practicing to be men.

Q.  What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A.  You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q.  How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A.  Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'.

June C. 

Women......if you want to know why they're called the opposite sex, just express an opinion.......

Hoo Roo.

-- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 7th of September 2015 11:50:09 PM