There was an Englishman, A Scotsman & an Irishman who all wanted to attend the Olympic Games but had no money for a ticket. The Englishman had an idea & he picked up a long pole he saw lying on the ground, tucked it under his arm & walked up to the gate & said, "Gibson, England, pole vault" & they let him in. So The Scotsman picked up a man hole cover, tucked it under his arm & at the gate said, "McGregor, Scotland, discuss" & they let him in. The Irishman then picked up a roll of wire he saw on the ground & at the gate said, "Murphy, Ireland fencing"
There was an Englishman, A Scotsman & an Irishman who all wanted to attend the Olympic Games but had no money for a ticket. The Englishman had an idea & he picked up a long pole he saw lying on the ground, tucked it under his arm & walked up to the gate & said, "Gibson, England, pole vault" & they let him in. So The Scotsman picked up a man hole cover, tucked it under his arm & at the gate said, "McGregor, Scotland, discuss" & they let him in. The Irishman then picked up a roll of wire he saw on the ground & at the gate said, "Murphy, Ireland fencing"