A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!"

A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'?

Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"

Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Love. What's the secret?

Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her"

Aussie Paul.