Older Woman:   Is there a problem, Officer?

           Traffic Cop:   Yes ma'ma, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman:   Oh, I see.

          Traffic Cop:   Can I see your license please?

Older Woman:   Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.

          Traffic Cop:   Don't have one?

Older Woman:   No.  I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

          Traffic Cop:   I see.....can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman:   I can't do that.

          Traffic Cop:   Why not?

Older Woman:   I stole this car.

          Traffic Cop:   Stole it?

Older Woman:   Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

          Traffic Cop:   You what!?

Older Woman:   His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back-up.  Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.  A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

          Officer 2:   Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older Woman:   Is there a problem sir?

          Officer 2:   My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman:   Murdered the owner?  Are you serious?

          Officer 2:   Yes, could you open the trunk of your car please?

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

          Officer 2:   Is this your car ma'am?

Older Woman:   Yes, here are the registration papers.

          The traffic cop is quite stunned  

          Officer 2:   My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

          The officer examines the license quizzically.

          Officer 2:   Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!

Older Woman:   Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!

Not a good idea to mess with Mature Ladies 

June C.

If We stop to help a lady in distress, by the road side one day. I'll be first asking if her name is.... June  by any chance.

If you pulled me over for speeding you would be in big trouble, but if you stopped to help me out, I would graciously accept your kind offer Jim.  

June C.

Hi June,

It will cost you a cupper x 2, One for me & one for Lambie.

Jim

O.k. you're on, cheap at the price!  

June C.

Careful June, with that boat he might take you for a ride, AAAAHHHH, AAAHHH, AAHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
 Look at that Pink Snapper, I just jagged.
Simmo.

Young Simmo,

I know how to catch em.

Young Simmo,

I know how to catch em.