A woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.

One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentleman 'What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?'

The gentleman responded 'Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and 'flash' them.  My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.'

Well, the woman was so impressed she decided to do the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work.  

So twice a day for two weeks she 'flashed' her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman 'by the way, how did you make out, did your tomatoes turn red?'

'No' she replied,

'But my cucumbers are enormous!'

June C.